spiritleaf:

A deer that catches stars in its antlers

(Source: realisenothing)

gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

lettersfromtitan:

valkyrierisen:

shorm:

Oops. (x)

Just laughed soooo much

*headesk*

billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

(Source: billiondollarbaby)

fartgallery:

Um, actually Godzilla is the doctor, not the monster

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

(Source: -teesa-)

satanstrousers:

It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.

prguitarman:

toocooltobehipster:

another unrealistic expectation for women

Who is she?